Actual Messages Sent by Our Customers
By creating a custom message your fart will last longer with the person you send it to...
"Working for you really sucked butt, so consider this fart my resignation"
-Joshua Healy, Corpus Christi TX
"Do me a favor....open the cork and suck real hard...because you are used to that..."
-Tristin McMahnamus, Port Angeles WA
"Look at it this way; It smells better than your daughter"
-Peter Nelson, Scottsdale AZ
"Here is a little momento for all the good times back at "Methane Manor" which we appropriately named our old apartment due to your excessive flatulence....too bad your farts never smelled like these."
-Andrea Florek, Evanston, IL
"Remember the old saying the more you fart, the better your heart? Studies are confirming that farting reduces blood pressure because when the body releases hydrogen sulphide this acts as a regulator to our body. As a valued patient of mine I am giving you this vile as a kind reminder to stay healthy by remembering to pass gas as often as possible"
-Dr Mira Aroyo, Portland OR